Things That Should Have Never Survived The Millennium...

There is so much good out there these days.  We're loving the new ideas and new technologies that make our days more efficient and more fun (hello iPhone!).  We're seeing a global awakening toward sustainability and a raising of political awareness.  We're looking forward to this fall which will bring the end of low-rise skinny jeans, pumpkin spice lattes at Starbucks, and a Fresh Start for back to school. 

But.  There is also a great deal of junk out there that has got to go.  We polled the bright, diverse minds of our CPG staff and came up with the following list of...

THINGS THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER SURVIVED THE MILLENNIUM

Styrofoam

Bumper stickers of any kind

George Bush

Ventriloquists

Tanning beds

Competitive eating,

Bars with parking lots

Anne Geddes photographs

Clip on hair extensions

Velveeta

Private health care

Paris Hilton

Lazy email/text abbreviations (R U going 2 B L8?)

High fructose corn syrup

Short-sleeve dress shirts

U.S. Electoral College

Lying about your age

Psychic hot lines

The paparazzi

Tur-duck-ens

Born again pedophiles

Toupees

Cigarettes

to be continued...

Comments

[unnamed]

Nah.. I disagree with the other things like the ventriloquists, bars with parking lots, Paris Hilton, and text abbreviations.. Are you a nutcase?

[unnamed]

and anyway, you SUCK!