Things That Should Have Never Survived The Millennium...
There is so much good out there these days. We're loving the new ideas and new technologies that make our days more efficient and more fun (hello iPhone!). We're seeing a global awakening toward sustainability and a raising of political awareness. We're looking forward to this fall which will bring the end of low-rise skinny jeans, pumpkin spice lattes at Starbucks, and a Fresh Start for back to school.
But. There is also a great deal of junk out there that has got to go. We polled the bright, diverse minds of our CPG staff and came up with the following list of...
THINGS THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER SURVIVED THE MILLENNIUM
Styrofoam
Bumper stickers of any kind
George Bush
Ventriloquists
Tanning beds
Competitive eating,
Bars with parking lots
Anne Geddes photographs
Clip on hair extensions
Velveeta
Private health care
Paris Hilton
Lazy email/text abbreviations (R U going 2 B L8?)
High fructose corn syrup
Short-sleeve dress shirts
U.S. Electoral College
Lying about your age
Psychic hot lines
The paparazzi
Tur-duck-ens
Born again pedophiles
Toupees
Cigarettes
to be continued...
